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AUTO ASSFUCKING INSTRUCTIONSAnother self anal assfucking video...
Ever wondered if assfucking yourself up the ass is
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Why would anyone want to have anal sex?
For many people, anal sex is the ultimate taboo. Buttfucking makes it sound crude and dirty, sodomy sounds technical. In the 1990's, anal sex has been given the bad rap because HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, is most easily transmitted by anal intercourse. But some people love anal sex. Others hate it. Others haven't tried it yet and are curious. And many people are attracted to it precisely because it's so taboo and mysterious. What is analingus? One other part of the body that some people enjoy licking, or having licked, is the anus. The anus has half the nerve endings in the pelvic region and many people find touching it to be sexually arousing. Although we haven't mentioned safer sex yet as part of this series, we will here: the anus and rectum carry many diseases that live quite benignly in your lower digestive tract, but which can be harmful in your mouth or stomach. Performing analingus is a very risky behaviour for a variety of bacterial infections. Refer to the section on safer sex techniques for ways to protect yourself if you or your partner enjoys this activity. Does anal sex hurt? Anal sex should not hurt. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong. With enough lubricant and enough patience, it's entirely possible to enjoy anal sex as a safe and fulfilling part of your sex life. However, some people may never like it, and if your lover is one of those people, respect their limits. Don't force the idea upon them. Can anal sex actually give pleasure? The pleasure of anal sex is derived from many things. Doing something "nasty" appeals to many people, especially about sex. Doing something different to spice up a sex life that has become something of a bore can be part of it. And the physical sensations available during anal sex are uniquely different from anything else. The rectum is lined with nerve endings, some of which signal the brain to 'reward' you with good feelings when stimulated. For men, the prostate gland can be a source of powerful pleasure. And for a thrusting penis, the ring of the anus can be a new and strong sensation to enjoy. What do I need to have anal sex? The most important pieces of advice anyone can give on anal sex are: lubricants, condoms, and patience. The most commonly available lubricant is KY-Jelly, a greaseless, odorless substance available at most drug stores. Better lubricants include Astroglide, ID, Wet, or ForePlay, some of which are available at better drug stores, and most of which are available in some form at adult toy stores. Do not buy anything that is oil-based. Make sure the lubricant you buy is rated "condom compatible." Nothing else will do. Oil-based lubricants such as vaseline or baby oil will destroy a condom long before you're done having sex. And many oil-based sub-stances will coat the lining of the rectum, providing a haven for many potential infections. Do I have to use a condom? Even if you're sure that both you and your partner are disease- free, you should still use a condom. The rectum is home to lots of infectious bacteria that can cause burning and urethritis of the penis. It will also help you clean up afterwards. I'm worried that anal sex will be messy. Anal sex should not be messy. Most first-timers fear that it will be, but most people can tell when they have to go. A condom will help with cleanup, of course, and if you're really concerned, a commercial enema, like Fleet, will help beforehand. How do we prepare for anal sex? Patience is the third and final thing you need to make anal sex possible. Initial penetration is always the most difficult part of anal sex -- the anus is a tight ring of flesh at the opening of the rectum designed to control the elimination of bodily waste. It is partially under voluntary control, and partially reflexive to stimulation. Your partner has to relax, and you have to go slow to coax it into opening enough to receive your penis. Start with a well-lubricated finger or a slim (smaller than your penis) dildo. The dildo is more realistic, but your fingers can flex and feel what they're doing inside her ass. Slide one finger in slowly, letting her adjust to it. Take your finger all the way out, then push it back in again. Give her anus time to get used to this kind of activity. Then slide a second finger in. Consider how big your penis is and realize that two fingers is probably enough. What position should we use for anal sex? For actual intercourse, picking a position can be important. Many women want to be on top, to regulate how fast penetration occurs. Other like to lie on their stomachs, or crouch doggy-style, or to be penetrated while lying on their sides. Choose what's best before you start. As always, control yourself. Take your time and use lots of lubricant. People who like anal sex say that "too much lube is almost enough." Listen to her -- if she tells you it starts to hurt, back off. Eventually, a time will come during your lovemaking where her anus will relax enough to allow the head of your cock to 'pop' into her. If she is completely relaxed, that pop should feel completely painless. Now just because you're inside her is no reason to start pounding away like mad. Let her body adjust. Take your time. Eventually you will both be ready for more. Can I get pregnant from anal sex? It is not technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex; there is no way for semen to get from the rectal tract to the vaginal tract. However, anal sex is still not a very good method of birth control. Semen leaking from the anus after intercourse may drip across the perineum (the short stretch of skin separating vulva and anus) and cause what is known as a 'splash' conception. The failure rate for this is surprisingly high! 8% of couples of who use anal sex as a method of birth control have babies each year. What if I don't like it? You may find that anal sex just isn't for you. That's fine. Nothing says that you have to indulge in something that doesn't make you feel good. |
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spankmered |
6:55am on Thursday, November 18th, 2010 |
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cant do it lying down like the video, but have managed it standing, not quite made it to orgasm yet though. cool video |
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dougie |
5:19am on Sunday, November 14th, 2010 |
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you can't get it in erect. It must be semin-flacid. Slide the head in and just enjoy what happens |
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yes |
4:19pm on Saturday, November 13th, 2010 |
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i have done it today it works xD |
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WTF |
1:14pm on Tuesday, November 9th, 2010 |
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To evereyone who is slagging off this site....why watch it if you think its gay ? iv never tried and never going too but still.. too have looked it up in the first place is pretty faggish....i though it was an anal advice site ??? my bad obviously |
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lol |
11:42am on Monday, November 8th, 2010 |
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gays |
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J.D. |
11:22am on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010 |
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can some one who has sucessfuly done this if you could email me need a lil help im able to get an inch in but it keeps slipping out. some assistance would greatly be aprecated my email addy is janda@yahoo ... |
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brady |
5:34pm on Friday, October 22nd, 2010 |
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i cant get it in its like i need help to push it in |
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this is hot |
10:59am on Friday, October 22nd, 2010 |
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my ass is too tight i cant do it =( |
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The Three Stooges |
2:52pm on Friday, October 15th, 2010 |
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We're three guys from Denmark who just got together to help each other do this, and after helping each other a little we finally got off at almost exactly the same time. Then we blew each other in a circle until we were hard again, the others are at it again, but my ass is a little sore, so I took some time off to write this. Now I'm done, I think I'll go back to fucking myself, just have to lick the cum off the keyboard first... |
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dhey |
3:42pm on Friday, October 1st, 2010 |
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I'll definitely look for one and have them do it for me. Lolz |
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chris |
12:45pm on Sunday, September 19th, 2010 |
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Why cant i do it!!!!! i get so fuck horny when i think about blowing my load in my ass! but i cant do it! i can get the foreskin in but thats it. please help me |
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brad |
11:31am on Friday, September 17th, 2010 |
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i can get my tip right to my ass but i can never get it to go in all the way and i get to hard thinking about the huge load i want in my ass |
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miranda |
2:24pm on Monday, September 13th, 2010 |
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so fucking hot! ;) |
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GirlGirlGirl |
1:54pm on Monday, August 30th, 2010 |
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I'm glad to be a woman, with my trusty vibrator, far easier and we dont make a mess. |
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Castrator |
7:07am on Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 |
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Why don't you try fucking a beast such as a wolf, a tiger, an elephant, a geraff, a camel ... I think all of you will find yourselve in utmost heaven... |
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dzrhead |
10:26am on Sunday, August 8th, 2010 |
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First of all,you guys that say your dick is to short and ask wht 2 do?GET A LONGER DICK!Secondly,those that ask if its gay?YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU THINK!NOBODY ELSE SHOULD MATTER!And last but most trim your nails first... |
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Sparky |
12:19am on Saturday, August 7th, 2010 |
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I could only get the head in, but the sheer eroticism of the act more than made up for the lack of deep penetration. |
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daddy |
11:52pm on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 |
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I would like too make my dick bigger any advise call me x x2x x08 0060 |
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George |
4:13pm on Thursday, July 8th, 2010 |
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I would give anything to do this, but I can't do it, so I use dildos, three of them. My dildos have names, Ruffian, Latin Lover, and Bad Boy. If I could fuck my own ass, I would no it all day, and that is what I like to do with my dildos. All day and all night. |
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sum1 |
4:55pm on Sunday, July 4th, 2010 |
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any tips for ppl with uncut dicks? |
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fizz |
9:38am on Saturday, July 3rd, 2010 |
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i'm eager to feel my cum inside my ass and i think my x" should do the trick, but my asshole wouldn't open up and i can only get the foreskin inside. any ideas? Thx |
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steven |
11:14am on Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 |
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That was a very nice self fuck video. |
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Bruce |
8:32am on Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 |
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I`d rather have a women do it to me!!! |
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mike |
11:29pm on Sunday, June 27th, 2010 |
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I can't do it. Its hard. |
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mr arcanis |
5:13pm on Sunday, June 27th, 2010 |
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you guys are getting the wrong idea of "gay" |
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Sad to be Women |
10:26pm on Saturday, June 19th, 2010 |
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See, this is exactly why its better to be a man...they don't need to buy batteries or dildos to make themselves "happy" |
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deichkind |
3:10pm on Tuesday, June 15th, 2010 |
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You should always use a condom though because of AIDS and shit... |
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slick |
8:25am on Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 |
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I love it it's the best thing I have learned to do |
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bttmboyToCA |
10:48pm on Friday, May 21st, 2010 |
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Its freakin hot, great tool, you can do me anytime, just hollar. stevie . m @ rogers . com |
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Daniel |
10:29am on Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 |
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....it´s gay, but everyone how give a bad notice,,,how did you find this site? think about |
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anon |
8:07pm on Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 |
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Is it gay to give yourself a handjob? no? then why is this any different? If you gave another guy a handjob sure its homosexual but you that are like "faggits fuck their own ASSES!" are probably just bummed *lol pun* that you cant reach. A guy should be able to enjoy himself without his sexuality in question, otherwise this world truly is going into a matriarchal society. |
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The Master |
3:21pm on Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 |
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I luv dis now it awsome |
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fucker |
3:45am on Monday, May 10th, 2010 |
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your are motherfucking shit |
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James |
5:18am on Saturday, May 8th, 2010 |
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I am doing I can get the tip in and that feels so good that I am going to work on getting the entire head in |
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whycantidoit |
8:27pm on Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 |
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im xinches long why cant i reach??!!?!? |
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Kaylie |
10:49am on Friday, April 30th, 2010 |
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I would think it would be bad for the guys dick... If I was a guy, I would be doing this all of the time. But using a dildo would be easier.. |
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FuckinMySelf |
7:04pm on Saturday, April 24th, 2010 |
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I took me 2 sessions bout 20 Minutes each.......once I got my lube adjusted and my junk in right it took about 2 minutes to blow a huge load in my hole...I wanna try this more with my favorite smoking fetish porn a cigarette! |
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Hugo |
9:31am on Saturday, April 24th, 2010 |
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I hv tryied my self and i can reach my ass easly the problem is my hole is a bit tight ;/ and i cant get my dick in, maybe i should shove some dildos in my ass? but that would be gay right.... |
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vpbxpq |
12:54am on Saturday, April 17th, 2010 |
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klabpm |
1:22am on Thursday, April 15th, 2010 |
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haxogbyjgdoyxkkztgwekcqoczpwic |
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ShyMan9 |
12:13pm on Saturday, February 27th, 2010 |
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i dont kno if i can, but cant wait to try, dose any one knows of a good way going about doin this? thanks |
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KILLASS |
4:17am on Saturday, February 13th, 2010 |
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I HAVE DONE IT MANY TIMES AND IT IS GREAT MUST JUST GET TO CUM IN MY ASS AND I WILL NEVER STOP! |
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sam |
4:31am on Friday, February 12th, 2010 |
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it's gay!!!! |
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ruben200970 |
8:05am on Thursday, February 11th, 2010 |
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I LOVE MENS |
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Terri |
6:36pm on Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 |
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Looked like a good way to fuckup those blood chambers inside your cock, girls rule I just use a dildo! |
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Hmm.. |
11:14pm on Friday, February 5th, 2010 |
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This is so nasty. But yet I watched it over and over.. (female here) |
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master 7 |
5:09am on Thursday, February 4th, 2010 |
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thatb is a dream come true i wish i could do that |
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Lekong Hombreng |
8:47pm on Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 |
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Poor you, guys! Gay is guy, but gay shouldn't have been selffuckers themselves. Masa sih lobang anus sendiri disodok sendiri sama anunya sendiri. Dasar pria kesepian. Kagak bisa nyodok pantat cowoknya, malahan nyodok bokonge dewek (sodok pantatnya sendiri). Dunia makin tua makin edan, yak? Hareee geneee masih doyan pisang lelaki? Apa enaknya ya? Dunno. Don't know. |
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Jorok Banget !! |
7:12am on Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 |
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What a pity of all gayselffuckers and gayselfsucker indeed. They even have no couple to share their hot passion and desire to make love with. Satan, Devil, Lucifer and Demon are seducing their dicks and asses. Whatever they do, they will get punishment by their respective God. Amen, so be it. |
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mr. allcock |
3:17am on Wednesday, January 27th, 2010 |
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why would anyone fuck a shit hole .theres all that nice beaver out there. |
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